Years ago I worked for a news director who was a real maniac.
He constantly berated anyone for the slightest thing.
One day he was opening his morning newscast.
The newscaster before him had for some reason written his own name on the blank template for the intro.
The news director read the intro and automatically read the other guys name.
After the newscast was over our fearless leader began screaming at our colleague for writing his name on the intro sheet, to which he replied well, (blank) why did you read my name, don't you know who you are?
I remember the look on his face.  He froze... then realized there was no way he could blame his stupid mistake on the other person.
He shut up and walked out of the room.
We all all laughed.
I also once worked with an older man who was one of our news anchors.
He actually had to write his intro down word for word including his own name.
One day he forgot to write his own name down and was stuck, saying... "Here's the news, I'm...I'm... aahh... he shuffled though the copy on the desk, hoping to find his name written down somewhere.
Then he just gave up and went on reading.