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I bet it was a cheeseburger murder/suicide, now was it cheddar or mozzarella?
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Well, considering it appears to have involved a knife, I'm sure it was a "slice" of cheese...
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It's one thing to stab the cheese, but cut the cheese?
Jeez!
Also I'm sure there's a Hamburglar joke in there somewhere.
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Does that say "FOX Toledo" in the bottom corner? If it's Fox News, then it was Joe Biden stabbing a cheeseburger. Everything is Biden's fault.
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TomTV wrote:
Does that say "FOX Toledo" in the bottom corner? If it's Fox News, then it was Joe Biden stabbing a cheeseburger. Everything is Biden's fault.
That would be WUPW ch 36.
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Police are still looking for suspects.
They say they are seeking "Five Guys."
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Mr. Doodle Bop has had a long history with the the laws of various U.S. states...
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Last edited by Glen Warren (November 16, 2025 11:54 am)
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And of course rock legend Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit and his son Dweezil
But Dweezil was only a nickname. Later he made it his legal name.
Moon Unit picked the more normal sounding "Moon" as her given name so she would no longer sound like a lunar landing craft.
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I'm going to assume this isn't the guy's given name at birth and that he's some eccentric who must have petitioned the court to have this become his full legal moniker.
How a judge ever signed off on this is beyond me.
Signing his name on a cheque or a legal document would take half a day! And I can only imagine what his email address might be!
Weirder things have happened. I just don't know exactly when...
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This has to be a prank by someone on the staff. Maybe did not think it would actually go on air.
If it isn't it sure is a hilarious coincidence.