Not since My Pillow has a product seemed so completely useless to me. Yet every station I listen to has endless ads for something called “Navage,” a product designed, as far as I can tell, to clean out your nose. It’s essentially a vacuum cleaner for your nasal passages. It absolutely stuns me that anyone in their right mind would buy this thing. Who wants to stick a motorized piece of equipment up your nostrils?
 
Still, at a time when radio is hungry for advertising dollars, I’m sure this campaign is, you should pardon the expression, nothing to sneeze at.
 
But like My Pillow and My Sheets and the Snuggie before it, I’m not buying one. No matter how many times they run the same spot.