Well, talk about unexpected and unexplained phenomena. "Coast To Coast AM" has actually made the so-called "Paper of Record." 

Does Bigfoot Have a Soul? A Radio Host’s Audience Ponders

Here's my favourite excerpt from the article: 

"A frequent caller, Jonathan Christian Webster III, who refers to himself as J. C. on the air, illustrates the extreme of the fear that Mr. Noory hears from his audience. The forces J. C. believes are contributing to America’s decline include pornography, William Shatner and Canada. (Maybe not coincidentally, Mr. Shatner is a native Canadian.)"

Damn it, he's found us out fellow Great White Northern SOWNY-ites. Now what do we do?  Maybe Captain Kirk will save us by bringing us all some porn...