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It's happening in England and while it really doesn't belong here, I just couldn't resist.
I'll start:
The ratings are in the toilet.
But they hope to be flush with success.
An old Blackpool toilet block is set to be turned into a radio station
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Hopefully some "solid" results.
Initially it might need a bit of a push.
Hopefully, they won't "dump" the format too soon.
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They aim to make a big splash with the on air launch
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Their programming is crap.
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Were you're number 2 station! Lol
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Stay tuned next hour. Urine for the best music around
Last edited by Jody Thornton (March 7, 2019 10:33 pm)
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So would their biggest listeners be their Pee-One's?
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They'll be broadcasting from the bowels of the building.
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oh hell, i'll say it. that's pretty shitty.
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WOW! This better work out! If the station doesn't make any money the owner will be pissed!!
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Traffic and weather on the "ones"
All shits all the time!
We play the best "poop" music (er...pop music)
We got a dumping of snow last night...
It's number one with a bullet!
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No PPMs for this station when it comes to taking the ratings. Listeners are asked to fill out a diarrhea.
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If "potty" mouth callers go awry on-air, there's always the "dump" feature
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Instead of using PPMs to gather ratings, you need an overhauled system to gather data on both of the listener types this station would attract. Hence, we'd use P-BMs
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They will be flush with success.
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If they call themselves "hits" and the van door is left open, that's been done!
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Hey if they wanted to cover Toronto sports, there's a fitting story regarding the Argos recently. Can anyone guess?
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Poop Johnson Jody!
I guess it gives new meaning to the cheer... Arrrrr "gooooossssssss"