There aren't a lot of radio spots I don't mind listening to, but the old Alpine Credits commercials were kind of fun. Now that company has completely revamped its campaign, replacing the guy on the phone with a big voiced announcer talking about Alpine superheroes. 

While they're not as clever as the older ones, this batch has at least two problems - it's either the way the guy speaks or the scripts - or both. In one, he talks about a woman who moves so fast her shoes melt. But each and every time I hear this spot, I could swear he says, "She moves so fast, her shoes smelled!" Which is a very different thing!

But that's not the only one. In a different spot, they talk about a guy who comes to aid with a home renovation. They say he goes to help. Except the few times I've listened, I could swear the guy is saying, "He goes to hell." 

Either way, this does not work well in the context of the messages! They either need to change the copy or the guy reading it. But even though I know what he's supposed to be saying, I hear it the wrong way every time. Which, I guess, makes me one homeowner of whom Alpine would not approve!