It's as bad as you think it would be, but like all scary things on this horror-ible holiday, it walks amongst us still. 

It stars, if that's the right word, Candace Cameron, Jimmie Walker, somebody named Mink Stole (which I'm sure is his or her real name!) and yes, Bobby "Boris" Pickett.

I can't quite bring myself to watch more than a minute of it - it starts with a cheesy version of a Wolfman Jack type DJ on a car radio - but if you're more adventurous, than lie down in the master bedroom in the castle east and have a look. 

I have a soft spot in my heart (and head!) for The Monster Mash. Not only is it the official/unofficial song of Halloween, it's the first record I ever owned, having received it as a birthday gift when I was a little kid a very long time ago.