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From Glen Hauser's World of Radio program #2151 Aug 11, 2022
My other receiver is a Watkins Johnson
DXers do it with frequency
If the shack is rockin, don’t come knockin.
A day without DX is fairly typical
The early bird catches Papua New Guinea
IBOC is the root of all evil
A day without sunshine is a good time to DX 60 metres
I’d rather have a radio that doesn’t need a mouse.
A short antenna will get you UHF
To err is human. Forgetting the frequency is unforgiveable.
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Somewhat in keeping with the above (though they wouldn't fit on a bumper sticker)
You know you're a ham when...
You find yourself mentally undressing your rig.
You'd rather turn on your rig instead of your wife.
Your definition of high fashion is a baseball cap with your call letters on it.
Your shack actually begins to look like one.
Your idea of sightseeing is checking rooftops for antennas.
You have the need to explain to someone that being a ham is not the same as being a CBer.
The lawn needs mowing but you put it off to get that rare DX station
You send out more QSL cards than greeting cards