Pocket fishermen everywhere are at half mast.

I keeeeed. I've got one of those fucking rotisseries (courtesy of my late mother-in-law, who was influenced by those late-night bullshit broadcasts). It's actually a decent kitchen appliance.

She also gifted us with a Ronco meat toaster. We didn't use that, but it's as useful an appliance for a penniless student as an air fryer.

I remember at one point in the late 90s there was a cable channel that had infomercials 24/7, and Ronco Showtime was part of the rotation for a long time. Others included the George Foreman grill, the Fat Free Express, and a home beer brewing kit.

hair in a can was hilarious